Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 255 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/130 points)
Defeat 100 or more enemies total.
Don't use your flashlight and survive for 2 minutes.
Defeat all enemy types.
Defeat 500 or more enemies total.
Defeat 1,000 or more enemies total.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Last 3 and a half minutes without getting hit.
Defeat 250 enemies in a single play.
Collect 25 or more power-ups total.
Defeat 150 enemies without picking up any power-ups.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (115/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Finish the game!!
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/390 points)
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend